* I did not get way too involved in a 2-6 year old soccer game Saturday and secretly wished the other team would just faint in exhaustion and quit playing so we would win.
* I did not lay perfectly still, acting like I was asleep, so that my husband would have to get up with the baby.
* I did not decide our bathroom didn't need to be cleaned by seeing if the toilet had any funky growths.
* I did not put off washing clothes because the laundry mountain wasn't that high.
* I did not decide if our sheets needed washing this week by sniffing them. (Ack! They do!)
* I did not make our Christmas "To Do List" this week.