OK, let's go over a few things. 1) The last time I checked, which was just awhile a go when momma changed my diaper, I was not a girl. Trust me.. my little *ahem* BIG boyhood is still there. I make sure to grab it allll the time just to make sure I haven't lost it. 2) My hair is no where near long enough to throw into a ponytail. And why is it called a ponytail? I'm no pony! 3) Lastly, I didn't even realize she did it to me. She just let me walk around the house and be ridiculed by my siblings. Really, what kind of mother does that? A not cool one.. that's for sure.
Ut-oh, she's coming back. Gotta go. And shhhhh! I was never here!