Oh the coversations that are had here in O'ville

Last night the kids and the hubs and yours truly were all playing in Zoey's room. Jon Kent was playing his V-tech Spiderman game, Zoey was playing with her billion and one puppies and Nathan was toddling (yes, toddling) around. Here is a little bit of our conversations.

Zoey: Play with this mommy puppy, Momma.
Me: OK. Where is the daddy puppy?
Zoey: Work.
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Me: Jon Kent you get to go to big school after the summer is over.
Jon Kent: ::grumbles:: But I'm not 5 yet.
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Zoey: I want to marry a big boy.
Me: After you go to school and then college, you can.
Zoey: I can?
Me: Yup, AFTER college.
Zoey: Can I have gurl babies and boy babies.
Me: If you want.
Zoey: Bubba! Bubba! I can get married and have gurl babies and boy babies.
Jon Kent: Yes Zoey I heard. But Zoey, only after you go to school and college.
Zoey: ::sigh:: I heard that, Bubba.
Jon Kent: I know you heard that.
Me: After you get married you can get your very own house with your husband.
Zoey: I can!!!!!!??!!!!
Me: Yup.
Zoey: Momma, will you go live with me at my new house?
Me: No, I have to stay here with daddy.
Zoey: ::she is literally crying here:: But I don't want you to live here with daddy, I want you to live with me.
Me: Aww, sweetie.. if you really want me to live with you once you get married I will.
Zoey: Thank you momma! ::sniff, sniff::
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A little side note from the previous conversation...
Zoey: Bubba, when we get married you can have the boy babies and I will have the gurl babies.
Jon Kent: OK, Zoey.
Me: Sweetie, you can't marry your brother.
Zoey: Why?
Me: Because you just can't. We are in Alabama and all but still.. you just can't.
Zoey: But I want to.
Me: You will find a big boy that loves you and you can marry him.
Zoey: OK.
Me: But only AFTER you go to college.