Not Me! Monday

Yes, I'm early.. again. Either I do it now or forget...

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Now.. on to my own shenanigans...

I did not enjoy a completely beautiful day this past Tuesday with all my precious babies. And even if I did, I did not also like it for the fact that it was sunny and I was actually able to get some sun on my lily whiteness.

I did not get giddy over my new vacuum cleaner that arrived this past Thursday. And since I have a much too adventurous life, I would not rush through supper and get said new vacuum out and vacuum the whole house. And then if I did vacuum the house, which I didn't, I then wouldn't admire the neat vacuum carpet and marvel at all the junk it sucked up.
I did not let my kids paint each other this past Saturday. That would be a crazy thing to do.. especially since I am not a complete neat freak. And if they were allowed to paint each other, which they totally weren't(I mean really.. what sane mother would allow that?), Jon Kent did not delicately put paint on Zoey making eye contact with me to make sure he wasn't going to get into trouble. I have not raised up neat freaks for children.. at least some of them.

I am not going to enjoy myself tomorrow with my hubby of SEVEN years as we celebrate our SEVENTH wedding anniversary.. Wait.. yes I am.